Benjy

RESTING ON THE DECK
2008
TWO LEASHES? ONE ON NECK AND ONE ON TAIL?
Can you make head or tail why Benji with his new hairstyle appears to be reigned in by two so far apart leashes
June 9 2016
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A slightly confounding image of long shadows with newly shorn Benji at 7am .
Why do you think it looks like I have no forearms?
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So I was taking young Benji for a walk and a little fairy (who was as thin and gracile as a stick) asked if she could join us.
So I took her little fair hand in mine and she was hopping and skipping beside us… until ….
June 27 2016
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WHAT DO YOU SEE? in this once in a lifetime photographic opportunity?
she sighted the chipmunks. At that moment she hopped on my shoulder and started throwing fairy dust on the chipmunks (previous pic)…. and that is the dOG wALK ArT story of the day – Believe it or not!
June 27 2016
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“AHA!” said the Boston Terrier –
“Suddenly got it! I have a little understanding of how I came about and a new leash on my life.”
July 10 2016

PEEING IS BELIEVING AND RELIEVING
(“Believing” that it will mark territory?! and “relieving” for perhaps 10 seconds till the next pole)

A Short Story that Tells What Goes through the Minds of the Dog and his Walker

Says the dog to Dad “I need to pee again!”

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Says Dad
“Benji can you wait till the next pole”

“Mmm too far” says Benji as he casts his gaze to the next pole


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Says the dog to Dad “How about the pole next to you?”

Says Dad ” Peeing at that shadow pole is like peeing in the breeze! But it will be cathartic and you will feel better (for a few minutes) once you have expressed yourself.”

Says the dog as he glances back “But somebody may see me doing it”

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Said Dad “Naughty boy Benji” Said Benji “I thought the grass was greener on the other side.
And BTW it was not
And BTW (2) Did you see that the Great Dane peed on the sign –
Look on the left side of the sign…HUGE PEE on the offensive part of the sign
Thumbs up from our dog world!”
Sign (IN SECRET CODE) then reads “DOGS OWED THE FIELD HOW SMART ARE DOGS I ASK YOU?”

The Goddamn City was Evil…

 

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..and it came to pass, as Benji wandered in Goddamn city, he saw it was not good.

The big bird folk wandered without a goal, and he saw evil wherever he looked.

And the power of the Mighty One entered his heart saying – “Choose the Noah of all in the city to save our bird kind”

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And so Benji started the chase to find the prophet and saviour of Goddam city

“Awake from your slumber !!” he barked

At first there were 4

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And then 2

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And then only 1


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And like a miracle the chosen big bird rose and Batman, saviour of Goddam city was born

BENJY
“What do you think of UNESCO decision denying historic Jewish connection to holy sites in Jerusalem?”
Said Benji “Read my lips on both sides of my body”
October 21 2016
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My son the dog has a tail that is genius
Fibonacci knew it;
daVinci knew it
All the golden folks who love nature, shells, and the cochlear of the inner ear know it
Benjy’s tail follows the golden rule
November 15 2016
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“I love my sister Arielle so much !! I miss her and wish she would come home more often. She needs to sleep after our long walk”
January 03 2017
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OMG – 12″ OF SNOW COMING TO BOSTON TODAY
Lessons from dog Walk this am- and salt crystals on the road
Human – An innate fear of nature at its extreme
Science – Salt lowers freezing point of water Moral – Influence spreads wider than you know – try to be good Dog-
Don’t let the dog step on the crystals – Causes pain and the stops them dead in their tracks in the middle of the road
For those from “no snow” climates – in preparation for snow and slippery conditions on the roads the towns spread salt xstals to reduce the chances of accidents
Wanted to thank you from the bottom of my paws for helping me avoid the salt, explaining to me why humans put it there, and of course telling me about the importance spreading good influence
Love Benjy
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FRIEND OR FOE? PLAY OR RUN?
The Eternal Questions of Immediate Situations What Would You Do? My answer? … You answer first!
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WHOA!
I was just kidding with that face! You have to take it in context –
Benjy and I were just playing!
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BENJY PLAYING
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“Duck Duck Goose” Canadian Geese teaching Benjy to fly
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POOPED OUT AFTER THE DOG WALK
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FLYING DOG TEACHING CANADIAN GEESE HOW TO DO IT!
Did you know that dogs fly in the middle of August?
It looks like Benjy is about to fly right into the goose However he was actually running after a goose that was behind the geese in the picture. No Photoshop tricks here!
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DOGS FLY IN THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST
From the series “Sunsets of Vermont”
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TO ALL MY FRIENDS IN THE DOG PARK – Seasons Greetings
Love Benjy
December 19, 2017 ·
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A STONE AND A NUT WALK THE DOG ON VALENTINE’S DAY
(in South Africa!)
From the Series “Art, Heart, and the Dog Walk”
February 13
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A STONE AND A NUT WALK THE DOG ON VALENTINE’S DAY
(in South Africa!)
From the Series “Art, Heart, and the Dog Walk”
February 13
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
2012
ARE YOU A LITTLE CRAZY?
2016
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AMAZING SMELLS OF THE FALL
2016
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WHERE TO NOW?
2016
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A Man and His Dog