Humor

Talking of Mushrooms… HARVEST MOON CAN MAKE MUSHROOMS DO SILLY THINGS …
So I asked “Mr Mushroom what are you doing?” “Just mooning” he said with a sigh
September 19 2016
128
I HAVE SERVED THE PEOPLE AND THE DOGS OF THIS TOWN WELL. I THINK I DESERVE A PAINT JOB.
If they don’t service me I might wet myself?!
October 19 2016
153
BENJY
“What do you think of UNESCO decision denying historic Jewish connection to holy sites in Jerusalem?”
Said Benji “Read my lips on both sides of my body”
October 21 2016
155
ITS THE FALL AND THE TRUMP HAS FALLEN FLAT ON HIS FACE – NO HUMANITY WAS FOUND –
That is exactly how he was lying – yes –
he was found lying, he lies all the time
He lies, his wife lies, he lies with his wife, his wife lay him, and lie him, he lies to women, he lies with woman, he lay women, he lies about being with women, he lies without women, he lies with women, he lies about women, he lies to himself, he lies with himself, he lies to people, he has become (and probably has always been) a has-been, and an out and out, inside out, outlier liar
October 23 2016
Inspired by Dr Seuss
156
AN AFRICAN IN BOSTON on DECEMBER 30th, 2016
Cold Feet, Head Cold, and Bellyache from Too Many Latkes and Christmas Cookies.
December 30 2016
189
AUSSIE HUNTING WEAPON IS NO MATCH FOR BOSTON SQUIRREL
January 02 2017
191
BENJY’S LIBRARY OF BARE BARKS
Benjy is our dog He knows every bark intimately!… and he p*ss*s them off
217
“Duck Duck Goose” Canadian Geese teaching Benjy to fly
232
NO BRAINERS
316
Oh My!! said the shadow “Your Tarantula has such a beautiful leash”
322
“WANNA RACE?”
said the hare to the ladybug
323
AUDITIONING FOR SWAN LAKE –
as the black swan
333
1- What are you looking at stranger?
2- I am just looking for something to nosh
3- Not even a tiny nut – Not nutting in this pot!
4- Can you believe that?
5- So I think I’ll take a poop
6- What are you looking at stranger?
335
CHOIR OF BLONDES SINGING HALLEL-OO-JAH
picture taken at the moment of “OO”
December 3, 2017
361
ONE SMALL STEP FOR DOG, ONE SMALL STEP FOR KIND MAN.
aka One Small Step for Man – One Giant Leap for Small Dog
January 23 2018
377
Must have been a Great Dane in the park earlier today!
March 3 2018
408

I laughed
When a leaf from the Fall
Fell on my head
As I lay eating falafel
On my pine leaf bed
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