HAWK ON A WALK
While on the dog walk in our local park, I came across a pair of red tailed hawks The following series tells their story.
“That looks like an awkward hawk walk!!” I said
Said the she hawk “Did I just hear you squawk “awkward hawk walk old gray man with that juicy little dog of yours?!!”!”
Said the she hawk “I think I just spotted a handsome hawk of the opposite sex .. mmmm How should approach this one?”
“He saw I was open to romance , so he invited me to go up the pole with him. At first we had great conversation …. but he kept his focus on my chest.. He had one thing on his mind….”
“So I showed him my chest! What do you think of that game plan old gray man? I am still new at this – but this is what your human chicks do all the time. Hmmm I think it is working – He can’t take his eyes off my chest!
And then he said as he looked away ashamedly …
”I should have told you that I am married.”
So she turned her back on him in disappointment
He: “I am going to open my heart to you. I want to have a deep relationship with you.
“Anything else?” she said as she shot a glance in his direction
He turned away ashamedly and then.. .
.. shrank his head into his shoulders and with a very meek voice said “I should also tell you ….my politics are hawkish and I support Donald Trump” .. .
“Oh my God” she squawked …even the golden eagle would be ashamed !!” .
Without warning she gave him a backhand with her forehand and in anger shouted “That man is one lying egomaniac !!”
And with that she winged it with great speed – “The world is going crazy. I am outta here!!””