THIS WOMAN WANTS TO MARRY MY SON . What do you think?
And … my son wants to marry “this woman” from Poland – First impression?
(image 1) Background check
What is your advice?
My Assessment Well let’s start from the top HER HAIR!
#1 Her hair is a mess (looks like she just got of bed! …. with my son!) # 2 It is not natural
#3 It is so sparse Could she have trichophagia? – “the compulsive eating of hair associated with trichotillomania (hair pulling). …
Sometimes those with the disorder MAY EVEN EAT THE HAIR OF OTHERS”!!!!.
Ongoing saga – Assessment of the woman that wants to marry my son
Now her head!
# 1At least it is screwed on tight (she has some sense. Of course she wants my son!) but..
#2 Screwed on only by a thread
#3 I looked inside – – Just empty space No brain – Not a piep , not a scveek – Nuttingggg!!! I tell you not a brain in that nut!
Well I am not going to belabour the negative evaluation of this Poland Spring lass as a potential wife for our son
Our final observations (see arrows on pic)
#1 She was all about plastic
# 2 “Established in 1845” That makes her 171 years old “Aber Bottel” = Yiddish for Over the hill with all the craziness that goes along with that age group
#3 “100% natural water” – Who isn’t made of natural water?
#4 A little twisted
#5 Claimed her roots and foundation were holy – Right about that Many holes
#6 Dents in her backside
# 7 Really from Maine – Polish thing was a pure lie –
That was the only thing that was pure about – her – lies –
And her water of course