THIS WOMAN WANTS TO MARRY MY SON . What do you think?
And … my son wants to marry “this woman” from Poland – First impression?
(image 1) Background check
What is your advice?
My Assessment Well let’s start from the top HER HAIR!
#1 Her hair is a mess (looks like she just got of bed! …. with my son!) # 2 It is not natural
#3 It is so sparse Could she have trichophagia? – “the compulsive eating of hair associated with trichotillomania (hair pulling). …
Sometimes those with the disorder MAY EVEN EAT THE HAIR OF OTHERS”!!!!.
Ongoing saga – Assessment of the woman that wants to marry my son
Now her head!
# 1At least it is screwed on tight (she has some sense. Of course she wants my son!) but..
#2 Screwed on only by a thread
#3 I looked inside – – Just empty space No brain – Not a piep , not a scveek – Nuttingggg!!! I tell you not a brain in that nut!
Well I am not going to belabour the negative evaluation of this Poland Spring lass as a potential wife for our son
Our final observations (see arrows on pic)
#1 She was all about plastic
# 2 “Established in 1845” That makes her 171 years old “Aber Bottel” = Yiddish for Over the hill with all the craziness that goes along with that age group
#3 “100% natural water” – Who isn’t made of natural water?
#4 A little twisted
#5 Claimed her roots and foundation were holy – Right about that Many holes
#6 Dents in her backside
# 7 Really from Maine – Polish thing was a pure lie –
That was the only thing that was pure about – her – lies –
And her water of course
HAWK ON A WALK
While on the dog walk in our local park, I came across a pair of red tailed hawks The following series tells their story.
“That looks like an awkward hawk walk!!” I said
Said the she hawk “Did I just hear you squawk “awkward hawk walk old gray man with that juicy little dog of yours?!!”!”
Said the she hawk “I think I just spotted a handsome hawk of the opposite sex .. mmmm How should approach this one?”
“He saw I was open to romance , so he invited me to go up the pole with him. At first we had great conversation …. but he kept his focus on my chest.. He had one thing on his mind….”
“So I showed him my chest! What do you think of that game plan old gray man? I am still new at this – but this is what your human chicks do all the time. Hmmm I think it is working – He can’t take his eyes off my chest!
And then he said as he looked away ashamedly …
”I should have told you that I am married.”
So she turned her back on him in disappointment
He: “I am going to open my heart to you. I want to have a deep relationship with you.
“Anything else?” she said as she shot a glance in his direction
He turned away ashamedly and then.. .
.. shrank his head into his shoulders and with a very meek voice said “I should also tell you ….my politics are hawkish and I support Donald Trump” .. .
“Oh my God” she squawked …even the golden eagle would be ashamed !!” .
NATURE’S DATING SERVICE.
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
We want you!
Looking for Ms Right
For one of our many Mr Right pollens Step inside and see our stock of male seed
Find them scattered elegantly on a bed of Hibiscus petal
Or the young uns hanging on the anthers
For a special deal
Check out the seeds on the showroom floor
August 13 2016