THIS WOMAN WANTS TO MARRY MY SON . What do you think?
And … my son wants to marry “this woman” from Poland – First impression?
(image 1) Background check
(image 2)
What is your advice?
My Assessment Well let’s start from the top HER HAIR!
#1 Her hair is a mess (looks like she just got of bed! …. with my son!) # 2 It is not natural
#3 It is so sparse Could she have trichophagia? – “the compulsive eating of hair associated with trichotillomania (hair pulling). …
Sometimes those with the disorder MAY EVEN EAT THE HAIR OF OTHERS”!!!!.
Ongoing saga – Assessment of the woman that wants to marry my son
Now her head!
# 1At least it is screwed on tight (she has some sense. Of course she wants my son!) but..
#2 Screwed on only by a thread
#3 I looked inside – – Just empty space No brain – Not a piep , not a scveek – Nuttingggg!!! I tell you not a brain in that nut!
Well I am not going to belabour the negative evaluation of this Poland Spring lass as a potential wife for our son
Our final observations (see arrows on pic)
#1 She was all about plastic
# 2 “Established in 1845” That makes her 171 years old “Aber Bottel” = Yiddish for Over the hill with all the craziness that goes along with that age group
#3 “100% natural water” – Who isn’t made of natural water?
#4 A little twisted
#5 Claimed her roots and foundation were holy – Right about that Many holes
#6 Dents in her backside
# 7 Really from Maine – Polish thing was a pure lie –
That was the only thing that was pure about – her – lies –
And her water of course
HAWK ROMANCE
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HAWK ON A WALK
While on the dog walk in our local park, I came across a pair of red tailed hawks The following series tells their story.
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“That looks like an awkward hawk walk!!” I said
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Said the she hawk “Did I just hear you squawk “awkward hawk walk old gray man with that juicy little dog of yours?!!”!”
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Said the she hawk “I think I just spotted a handsome hawk of the opposite sex .. mmmm How should approach this one?”
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“He saw I was open to romance , so he invited me to go up the pole with him. At first we had great conversation …. but he kept his focus on my chest.. He had one thing on his mind….”
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“So I showed him my chest! What do you think of that game plan old gray man? I am still new at this – but this is what your human chicks do all the time. Hmmm I think it is working – He can’t take his eyes off my chest!
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And then he said as he looked away ashamedly …
”I should have told you that I am married.”
So she turned her back on him in disappointment
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He: “I am going to open my heart to you. I want to have a deep relationship with you.
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“Anything else?” she said as she shot a glance in his direction
He turned away ashamedly and then.. .
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.. shrank his head into his shoulders and with a very meek voice said “I should also tell you ….my politics are hawkish and I support Donald Trump” .. .
“Oh my God” she squawked …even the golden eagle would be ashamed !!” .
A Marriage made with the Wisdom of Heaven.
The One Without the Other is Nothing
Springtime for the Iris
The story of lessons from the garden will unfold
May 14, 2016
pre dwa0025
July 21 2016
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NATURE’S DATING SERVICE.
Ladies Ladies!
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
We want you!
Looking for Ms Right
For one of our many Mr Right pollens Step inside and see our stock of male seed
Find them scattered elegantly on a bed of Hibiscus petal
Or the young uns hanging on the anthers
For a special deal
Check out the seeds on the showroom floor
August 13 2016
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The mushroom on the right has a fully formed, committed, and impassioned love with a perfect heart shape colored brighter red, while the mushroom on the left is not there yet. The shape of the heart is evolving and the darker red puts a little less commitment .. at this time – Tomorrow the situation could be reversed? and this is what they have to work out together.. realising that love is fluid
August 21 2016
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Created from found objects on Dog Walks
August 25 2016
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Dedicated to the birthday girl Vivian Fisher!!
Many more healthy and happy birthdays
September 28 2016
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The first word of creation (bereshith) begins with a beth that contains a seed (dagesh) that gives rise to the universe and the world (including Adam and Eve ) Shana Tova to all
The first word of creation (bereshith) begins with a beth that contains a seed (dagesh) that gives rise to the universe and the world (including Adam and Eve ) Shana Tova to all
October 2nd 2016
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Dedicated to Joel and Maya on the occasion of their marriage
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From the series “Romancing the Moon”
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From the series “Romancing the Moon”
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From the series “Romancing the Moon
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Another “2 STATES OF WATER” –
fluffy snow on ice base
Artwork created by “Fancy Footwork”
From the Series “Art of Cold Water”
February 7 2018
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A STONE AND A NUT WALK THE DOG ON VALENTINE’S DAY
(in South Africa!)
From the Series “Art, Heart, and the Dog Walk”
February 13
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WINTER WEDDING IN THE WOODS
From the Series “Twists of Nature”
March 7
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Inspired by the Naive Art of Justin Abelman
The last image is the original image
From the series “The Art of Roots”
July 20 2018
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Inspired by the Naive Art of Justin Abelman
From the series “The Art of Roots”
July 20 2018
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From the series “Dirty Diaper Wiper Dancing”
July 21 2018
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to .. (2).. “On the Road Again!”
August 3
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500th dOG wALK aRT post and I found these mushrooms nattering about my wife, my children and Benjy!
Can you believe that?
August 18 · 2018
500
FLAMENCO IN THE CLOUDS
From the Series “The Art of Clouds”
August 22 · 2018
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and then I Found a Friend,
and Now We Dance through Life
Dedicated to my wife Naomi
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October 7 2018
Lichen on a tree stump in the shape of an owl and a pussy cat
The Owl and the Pussy-Cat
BY EDWARD LEAR
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The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
“O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!”
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Pussy said to the Owl, “You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?”
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-Tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.
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“Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?” Said the Piggy, “I will.”
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.
October 10th 2018
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