PEEING IS BELIEVING AND RELIEVING
(“Believing” that it will mark territory?! and “relieving” for perhaps 10 seconds till the next pole)
A Short Story that Tells What Goes through the Minds of the Dog and his Walker
Says the dog to Dad “I need to pee again!”
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Says Dad
“Benji can you wait till the next pole”
“Mmm too far” says Benji as he casts his gaze to the next pole
Says the dog to Dad “How about the pole next to you?”
Says Dad ” Peeing at that shadow pole is like peeing in the breeze! But it will be cathartic and you will feel better (for a few minutes) once you have expressed yourself.”
Says the dog as he glances back “But somebody may see me doing it”
THE END
Said Dad “Naughty boy Benji” Said Benji “I thought the grass was greener on the other side.
And BTW it was not
And BTW (2) Did you see that the Great Dane peed on the sign –
Look on the left side of the sign…HUGE PEE on the offensive part of the sign
Thumbs up from our dog world!”
Sign (IN SECRET CODE) then reads “DOGS OWED THE FIELD HOW SMART ARE DOGS I ASK YOU?”
The Goddamn City was Evil…
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..and it came to pass, as Benji wandered in Goddamn city, he saw it was not good.
The big bird folk wandered without a goal, and he saw evil wherever he looked.
And the power of the Mighty One entered his heart saying – “Choose the Noah of all in the city to save our bird kind”
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And so Benji started the chase to find the prophet and saviour of Goddam city
“Awake from your slumber !!” he barked
At first there were 4
And then 2
And then only 1
And like a miracle the chosen big bird rose and Batman, saviour of Goddam city was born